Colin Firth has to admit that he’s not a human being, but a robot designed by women. He’s handsome, charming, witty, he’s got that accent, and he has a gay best friend. The only way he could be any better is if he ejaculated Häagen-Dazs.
— Bill Maher (via howveritas)

(Source: farahjoon)

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