May 2012
1 post
January 2012
1 post
People say to me, ‘Why do you have to criticize religion? It gives people...
– - Bill Maher (via beautilation)
November 2011
1 post
October 2011
1 post
An election is a job interview, and if you hire a plumber who tells you he can’t...
– Bill Maher (via alphabetmae)
September 2011
5 posts
New Rule: Stop comparing Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann just because they’re...
– Bill Maher (via tumblrtribune)
Now psychologists are telling us that that for a sizeable percentage of men in...
– Bill Maher (via pxxn)
August 2011
3 posts
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July 2011
5 posts
Until the iPad can blow me, the iPad can blow me.
– Bill Maher, Real Time with Bill Maher (via redwine-and-ambien)
New Rule:
Saudi Arabia must let women drive. Women are just as good of drivers...
– Bill Maher (via takernot-agiver)
I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible...
– Bill Maher (via nomadicrevery)
I’ll clue you in on a secret: death is not the worst thing that could happen to...
– Bill Maher (via zenlikeme)
June 2011
4 posts
Bill Maher And Jane Lynch Give A Dramatic Reading Of Anthony Weiner’s Sexts
I think anybody could be president in this dumb fucking country.
– Bill Maher on Sarah Palin. Love you Bill. (via chrismcmahon)
May 2011
15 posts
If you’re a Christian and support killing your enemies and torture, you have to...
– Bill Maher, pointing out that celebrating violence isn’t exactly what Jesus would do. (via cognitivedissonance)
Why can’t you just admit that Barack Obama is one efficient, steely-nerved,...
– (via southbreeze)
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New Rule: If you’re an adult and you go to the Justin Bieber movie by yourself…...
– Bill Maher (via samuraipunk)
All across the Middle East…in the streets, people are demanding democracy—it’s...
– Bill Maher (via technipol)
Osama Bin Laden has now become just this bearded, mythical figure that only gets...
– Bill Maher (via repetitive)
There`s a beautiful, progressive Canadian-European country here in America. It`s...
– Bill Maher (via abeylinc)
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April 2011
8 posts
1 tag
53 percent of Americans now support gay marriage. Which means that 47% of the...
– Bill Maher (via niffin)
alexorue:
Bill Maher: New Rules 4/1/11
We have this fantasy that our interests and the interests of the super rich are...
– Bill Maher (via okkervils)
Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It’s nothing to brag about. And...
– Bill Maher, Religulous (via mariavontrapp)
March 2011
1 post
Colin Firth has to admit that he’s not a human being, but a robot designed by...
– Bill Maher (via howveritas)
February 2011
1 post
December 2010
1 post
ageofreason:
Bill Maher’s Christmas Message
November 2010
2 posts
1 tag
New Rule: Stop making it so hard to kill people. States now can’t execute...
– Bill Maher
False equivalency is a sin in this country. To pretend that both sides have...
– Bill Maher on Countdown with Keith Olbermann last night
Watch here
(via brooklynmutt)
October 2010
3 posts
1 tag