January 2012
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“People say to me, ‘Why do you have to criticize religion? It gives people...”
– - Bill Maher (via beautilation)
November 2011
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October 2011
1 post
“An election is a job interview, and if you hire a plumber who tells you he can’t...”
– Bill Maher (via alphabetmae)
September 2011
5 posts
“New Rule: Stop comparing Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann just because they’re...”
– Bill Maher (via tumblrtribune)
“Now psychologists are telling us that that for a sizeable percentage of men in...”
– Bill Maher (via pxxn)
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2 Minute Maher (Originally Aired...
August 2011
3 posts
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July 2011
5 posts
“Until the iPad can blow me, the iPad can blow me.”
– Bill Maher, Real Time with Bill Maher (via redwine-and-ambien)
“New Rule:
Saudi Arabia must let women drive. Women are just as good of drivers...”
– Bill Maher (via takernot-agiver)
“I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible...”
– Bill Maher (via nomadicrevery)
“I’ll clue you in on a secret: death is not the worst thing that could happen to...”
– Bill Maher (via zenlikeme)
June 2011
4 posts
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Bill Maher And Jane Lynch Give A Dramatic Reading Of Anthony Weiner’s Sexts
“I think anybody could be president in this dumb fucking country.”
– Bill Maher on Sarah Palin. Love you Bill. (via chrismcmahon)
May 2011
15 posts
“If you’re a Christian and support killing your enemies and torture, you have to...”
– Bill Maher, pointing out that celebrating violence isn’t exactly what Jesus would do. (via cognitivedissonance)
“Why can’t you just admit that Barack Obama is one efficient, steely-nerved,...”
– (via southbreeze)
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“New Rule: If you’re an adult and you go to the Justin Bieber movie by yourself…...”
– Bill Maher (via samuraipunk)
“All across the Middle East…in the streets, people are demanding democracy—it’s...”
– Bill Maher (via technipol)
“Osama Bin Laden has now become just this bearded, mythical figure that only gets...”
– Bill Maher (via repetitive)
“There`s a beautiful, progressive Canadian-European country here in America. It`s...”
– Bill Maher (via abeylinc)
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April 2011
8 posts
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“53 percent of Americans now support gay marriage. Which means that 47% of the...”
– Bill Maher (via niffin)
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Bill Maher: New Rules 4/1/11
“We have this fantasy that our interests and the interests of the super rich are...”
– Bill Maher (via okkervils)
“Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It’s nothing to brag about. And...”
– Bill Maher, Religulous (via mariavontrapp)
March 2011
1 post
“Colin Firth has to admit that he’s not a human being, but a robot designed by...”
– Bill Maher (via howveritas)
February 2011
1 post
December 2010
1 post
Watchageofreason:
Bill Maher’s Christmas Message
November 2010
2 posts
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“New Rule: Stop making it so hard to kill people. States now can’t execute...”
– Bill Maher
“False equivalency is a sin in this country. To pretend that both sides have...”
– Bill Maher on Countdown with Keith Olbermann last night
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October 2010
3 posts
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Bill Maher - New Rule: Rich People Who Complain... →
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New Rule: The next rich person who publicly complains about being vilified by the Obama administration must be publicly vilified by the Obama administration. It’s so hard for one person to tell another person what constitutes being “rich”, or what tax rate is “too much.” But I’ve done some math that indicates that, considering the hole this country is in, if you are earning more than...