May 2012
1 post
May 10th
19,957 notes
January 2012
1 post
“People say to me, ‘Why do you have to criticize religion? It gives people...”
– - Bill Maher (via beautilation)
Jan 21st
1,230 notes
November 2011
1 post
Nov 6th
57 notes
October 2011
1 post
“An election is a job interview, and if you hire a plumber who tells you he can’t...”
– Bill Maher (via alphabetmae)
Oct 19th
400 notes
September 2011
5 posts
Sep 9th
37 notes
“New Rule: Stop comparing Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann just because they’re...”
– Bill Maher (via tumblrtribune)
Sep 5th
78 notes
“Now psychologists are telling us that that for a sizeable percentage of men in...”
– Bill Maher (via pxxn)
Sep 5th
5 notes
Listentumblrtribune: 2 Minute Maher (Originally Aired...
Sep 5th
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Sep 5th
114 notes
August 2011
3 posts
Aug 30th
1,494 notes
Aug 12th
118 notes
3 tags
Aug 8th
214 notes
July 2011
5 posts
“Until the iPad can blow me, the iPad can blow me.”
– Bill Maher, Real Time with Bill Maher  (via redwine-and-ambien)
Jul 26th
24 notes
Jul 14th
23 notes
“New Rule: Saudi Arabia must let women drive. Women are just as good of drivers...”
– Bill Maher (via takernot-agiver)
Jul 14th
6 notes
“I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible...”
– Bill Maher (via nomadicrevery)
Jul 14th
220 notes
“I’ll clue you in on a secret: death is not the worst thing that could happen to...”
– Bill Maher (via zenlikeme)
Jul 5th
130 notes
June 2011
4 posts
WatchWatch
Bill Maher And Jane Lynch Give A Dramatic Reading Of Anthony Weiner’s Sexts
Jun 11th
5,616 notes
Jun 9th
12 notes
Jun 6th
11 notes
“I think anybody could be president in this dumb fucking country.”
– Bill Maher on Sarah Palin. Love you Bill. (via chrismcmahon)
Jun 6th
34 notes
May 2011
15 posts
May 19th
12 notes
“If you’re a Christian and support killing your enemies and torture, you have to...”
– Bill Maher, pointing out that celebrating violence isn’t exactly what Jesus would do. (via cognitivedissonance)
May 15th
153 notes
May 9th
7 notes
May 9th
“Why can’t you just admit that Barack Obama is one efficient, steely-nerved,...”
– (via southbreeze)
May 8th
37 notes
1 tag
May 7th
11 notes
May 7th
11 notes
May 6th
142 notes
“New Rule: If you’re an adult and you go to the Justin Bieber movie by yourself…...”
– Bill Maher (via samuraipunk)
May 6th
8 notes
“All across the Middle East…in the streets, people are demanding democracy—it’s...”
– Bill Maher (via technipol)
May 6th
1,008 notes
“Osama Bin Laden has now become just this bearded, mythical figure that only gets...”
– Bill Maher (via repetitive)
May 5th
29 notes
May 4th
88 notes
“There`s a beautiful, progressive Canadian-European country here in America. It`s...”
– Bill Maher (via abeylinc)
May 4th
19 notes
1 tag
May 4th
15 notes
1 tag
May 2nd
42 notes
April 2011
8 posts
Apr 29th
55 notes
1 tag
Apr 8th
52 notes
Apr 6th
56 notes
“53 percent of Americans now support gay marriage. Which means that 47% of the...”
– Bill Maher (via niffin)
Apr 4th
2,035 notes
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alexorue: Bill Maher: New Rules 4/1/11
Apr 3rd
5 notes
“We have this fantasy that our interests and the interests of the super rich are...”
– Bill Maher (via okkervils)
Apr 3rd
357 notes
Apr 3rd
59 notes
“Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It’s nothing to brag about. And...”
– Bill Maher, Religulous (via mariavontrapp)
Apr 3rd
52 notes
March 2011
1 post
“Colin Firth has to admit that he’s not a human being, but a robot designed by...”
– Bill Maher (via howveritas)
Mar 6th
1,227 notes
February 2011
1 post
Feb 22nd
232 notes
December 2010
1 post
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ageofreason: Bill Maher’s Christmas Message
Dec 31st
17 notes
November 2010
2 posts
1 tag
“New Rule: Stop making it so hard to kill people. States now can’t execute...”
– Bill Maher
Nov 22nd
8 notes
“False equivalency is a sin in this country. To pretend that both sides have...”
– Bill Maher on Countdown with Keith Olbermann last night Watch here  (via brooklynmutt)
Nov 22nd
36 notes
October 2010
3 posts
1 tag
Oct 30th
1,488 notes