Bill Maher

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People say to me, ‘Why do you have to criticize religion? It gives people comfort, It doesn’t hurt anything.’ Well, other than it’s caused most wars, the Crusades, the Inquisition, 9/11, arranged marriages to minors, the suppression of women and homosexuals, ethnic cleansing, honor rape, human sacrifice, burning witches, suicide bombings, condoning slavery, and the systematic fucking of children…there’s a few little things that I have a problem with.

— - Bill Maher (via beautilation)

Reblogged from The Grind Haus

not-an-exit:

Mormonism. The Religion so crazy Tom Cruise passed, but Glen Beck joined.

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An election is a job interview, and if you hire a plumber who tells you he can’t fix your toilet, but he’ll pray for the water to recede - the six inches of shit in your bedroom is what you deserve.

— Bill Maher (via alphabetmae)

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awhisperinthewind:

Oh Bill Maher, I love you so much.

Reblogged from Let Love In

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New Rule: Stop comparing Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann just because they’re both Republican women. And crazy. And know-nothings. And Jesus freaks, who claim to receive messages from God. Who both get their historical facts wrong all the time. Who both give off a sound that only animals can hear and makes microwaves explode. Seriously, stop comparing them.

— Bill Maher (via tumblrtribune)

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Now psychologists are telling us that that for a sizeable percentage of men in America masturbate to porn is plan A and doing it with your wife or girlfriend is more like a fall back option for when the power goes out.

— Bill Maher (via pxxn)

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